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Age of Empires III Cheat Codes

Sat, 13 Jun 2009 00:00:00 +1200

Age of Empires III Cheat Codes
Cheat codes
Hit the ENTER key and key in the code

Cheat Effect
X marks the spot - Reveals map (fog of war still there)
Medium Rare Please - Gives 10,000 food
Give me liberty or give me coin - Gives 10,000 coin
Nova & Orion - Gives 10,000 XP
A recent study indicated that 100% of herdables are obese - Fattens all animals on map
Speed always wins - Turns on 100x gather/build rates
Sooo Good - Turn on “Musketeer’ed!” when you get killed by Musketeers
Ya gotta make do with what ya got - Spawns the Mediocre Bombard at your Home City gather point
<censored> - Gives 10,000 wood
this is too hard - Win in singleplayer
tuck tuck tuck - Spawns a big red monster truck that can run over anything

Shiver me Timpers! - Destroys all the enemy boats on the map

Where's that axe? - George Crushington

<nature is cured> - Get 10,000 Wood

Source: Age of Empires III Cheat Codes

read this - eating your boogers is good for you

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:00:00 +1200

Doctor Friedrich Bischinger tells us that picking our noses and eating the... um... contents is healthy.

Dr Bischinger said: "With the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.
Also your snot is 40% sugar
"And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system.

"Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine.

Boogeroni and cheese anyone? Or lol a boogerburger with fries and a drink

Source: read this - eating your boogers is good for you

42 ways to piss of your parents

Wed, 27 May 2009 00:00:00 +1200

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine.
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night.
16.Pretend to have amnesia.
17.Say everything backwards.
18.Give yourself a swirly.
19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"
20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear.
21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times.
22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
23.Run in circles.
24.Recite a whole movie 3 times.
25.Pretend to beat yourself up.
26.Slither everywhere.
27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement.
28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way.
29.Super glue your finger up your nose.
30.Talk to a pen.
31.Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe.
32.Try and climb the wall.
33.Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly.
34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn.
35.Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"
37.Eat your hair.
38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal.
39.Eat anything, obviously not edible.
40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house.
41.When you shower or bathe yell, "i'm drowning!!!"
42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank...

Source: 42 ways to piss of your parents

cna yuo raed tihs? olny 55% of plepoe can

Wed, 27 May 2009 00:00:00 +1200

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor porfiel

Source: cna yuo raed tihs? olny 55% of plepoe can

need 4 speed carbon cheats for ps2

Fri, 20 Mar 2009 00:00:00 +1300

Some need for speed carbon cheats for ps2

Enter cheats at the main menu. A message will then come up when the cheat code is put in correctly.

Cheats:
Extra money: Down, up, left, down, right, up, square, triangle

Unlimited crew change: down, up, up, right, left, left, right, square

Unlimited nitrous: left, up, left, down, left, down, right, square

Unlimited speedbreakers: Down, right, right, left, right, up, down, square

Unlock cardboard box and driver vinyl: up, up, down, down,down, down, up, square,

Unlock need for speed carbon logo vinyls: right, up, down, up, down, left, right, square

enjoy

Source: need 4 speed carbon cheats for ps2

Empire Earth 2 cheats

Sat, 30 Jun 2007 00:00:00 +1200

Press [Enter] during gameplay to open the chat box and type the following codes:

Code: Description:
icheat Enables every cheat below
idontcheat Disables every cheat below
play god Toggle Unit and Building invincibility ON / OFF
convert Convert selected unit
punish Do 20 damage to selected unit
epoch up Advance an epoch
loot + 10,000 of every resource
give tech + 50 tech points
taxes - 100 of every resource
toggle fog Toggle fog of war ON / OFF
sea monkeys Toggle Instant Build ON / OFF
recharge me Heal selected unit

Source: Empire Earth 2 cheats

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Sat, 30 Jun 2007 00:00:00 +1200

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Empire Earth cheats

Fri, 29 Jun 2007 00:00:00 +1200

Empire Earth cheat list. PC platform.
To make these cheats work, hit ENTER, while playing on Random map, then hit ENTER again.These cheats only work on Random map mode.

* 1,000 More Food: boston food sucks
* 1,000 More Gold: atm
* 1,000 More Iron: creatine
* 1,000 More Rock: rock&roll
* 1,000 More Wood: you said wood
* 100,000 of All Resources: all your base are belong to us
* Building of All Structures Completed: coffee train
* Display All Cheat Codes: display cheat
* Full map: asus drivers
* Full Map and All Resources: my name is methos
* Instant Building and Research: brainstorm
* Lose the Game: ahhhcool
* No Food: slimfast
* No Gold: boston rent
* No Iron: girlyman
* No Resources: the big dig
* No Rock: mine your own business
* No Wood: uh, smoke?
* Planes Refueled in Mid-air: friendly skies
* Remove Objects from Map: headshot
* Restore Energy to Character: i have the power
* Unknown Effect: bam
* Upgrade to lvl.10 for All Units: the quotable patella
* View Fish and Animals: Columbus
* Win the Game: somebody set up us the bomb

Source: Empire Earth cheats

Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos Cheat List and hints

Fri, 29 Jun 2007 00:00:00 +1200

Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos Cheat List.
To make a cheat work, press ENTER while playing Warcraft III then enter the cheat in the box on your screen.Then press ENTER again. Here are the cheats:

* allyourbasearebelongtous: Instant win
* greedisgood: Get 500 wood and gold
* iseedeadpeople: Full map
* somebodysetusupthebomb: Instant failure
* thereisnospoon: Infinite Mana
* whosyourdaddy: Invincibility, one-hit kills
* motherland (race) (#) - Level select *1
* strengthandhonor: Keep playing after losing in campaign mode *1
* greedisgood (#): # of gold and lumber *1
* keysersoze (#): # of gold *1
* leafittome (#): # of lumber *1
* iocainepowder: Fast death *1
* pointbreak: Build over food limit *1
* whoisjohngalt: Fast research *1
* sharpandshiny: All upgrades *1
* synergy: Tech tree unlocked *1
* riseandshine: Set time to morning *1
* lightsout: Set time to evening *1
* daylightsavings (time): Set time of day *1
* itvexesme: Disable victory conditions *1
* thedudeabides: Fast spell cooldown *1
* daylightsavings: Day/night transitions *2
* warpten: Fast build *3

Exploding critters:

keep clicking on critters to make them explode.

Hint.
At The custom level, were you must destroy the Monoliths, Tipe the Code "-creepmeout"
With This sign "-" two, and all of your buildings will be destroyed, and you will be
the Monolith Monsters.

Source: Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos Cheat List and hints